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So, I reckon, escorts—proper hustle, yeah? Met this lass once—ooh, nearly spilt me tea!—she says, “Bean, I made 500 quid in an hour!” Blimey, I’m out here losin’ me socks for a fiver! She’s all posh-like, but cheeky—winked at me, I went red as a tomato! Funny thing, right—didya know some escorts in old London used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty buggers! “City of God” vibes— “A man’s gotta eat,” they’d say, laughin’ as they scarpered!

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Okay, so lemme tell ya 'bout Helsinki (fi) – omg, it's a crazy city, sorta like a dating site where you swipe left or right on midnight sun! Ha! Ugh, where do I start? There's Kallio, man, rollicking with cool bars and chill vibes at every corner. I mean, my office's butt-ton view of Punavuori bounces around from trendy cafes to quirky boutiques. Seriously, ain't it odd?…

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