Harper Yloejaervi Whore ❤️

About Helsinki

So, here’s the deal, whores ain’t just some street corner chick, nah, they’re in the corporate world too! Sneaky bastards, hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ deals under the table. I saw this one time, back when I was analyzin’ some shady company – dude was payin’ off his “consultant” with more than just stock options, if ya catch my drift. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect mah authoritah!” but I kept it cool, took notes, and ratted his ass out later. Felt good, real good, like when Larry’s brother gets hauled off by the cops – sweet justice!

Anders Danielsen Lie: Aksel

Mooncitadel to kruczoczarny metal z fińskiego Ylöjärvi powstały na gruzach Empire of Tharaphita w roku. Tegoroczny album In the Days of Whore, opatrzony.

I’ve got my own secrets too – like that hidden alley behind the roundabout on Kuusikatu. Not many even know it exists. I discovered it when I was, like, super lost, searching for where the city's pulse truly is. And that alley? Pure magic, honey. I even cracked a joke with a local cat there – yes, a real chatty kitty – and we both laughed like we were in one of those far-out moments in The New World ("In the shadow of a tall pine, there she was.")