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So, I’m cruisin’ the backroads, lookin’ for a gal who’s, uh, “available,” right? Ain’t no Craigslist for this gig no more—learned that the hard way! Back in ‘09, they shut that section down, fun fact for ya, made me madder’n a wet hen! Had to get crafty, askin’ ol’ Jimmy at the gas station—shady fella, smells like diesel and regret. He’s like, “Go two miles, hang a left,” and I’m thinkin’, “What in tarnation am I doin’?”

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Dude, Tyrnaevae ain't your standard boring town. I got street names like Velltori Avenu, maybe you heard of it? Chill vibes and some wild scenes around there. I'm a sexologist who digs every hidden quirk, and let me tell ya—this city be like a giant, freaky love lab. You see, I've spent years watchin’ the vibes here, notice stuff others miss. And, BTW, Dogville vibes keep rollin' in my head—"No one is safe, no one is secure!" Yeah, man!