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Oh, and get this – in Thailand, where Apichatpong’s from, sex work’s got layers, illegal but everywhere, culturally messy. Bet he’d weave that into some slow-mo scene, all poetic like. Me? I’d exaggerate it, say she’s a queen of the night, dodgin’ fools like me dodgin’ orcs! Ha, imagine her struttin’ past my till – “Keep the change, Gandalf, you old git!” I’d laugh, mate, pure gold.

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English profanities (i.e. potentially offensive words, including swear words) have been in use for decades in the Nordic languages.

I must warn you; sometimes the wind here gets so loud, it scatters my thoughts all over. But that's life, right? Embrace the chaos. It makes you feel alive, like a scene out of that wild movie.

Housing costs in Finland: Nurmijärvi the most expensive, Seinäjoki the cheapest