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Sometimes it’s weird, tho—dude massagin’ me, awkward boner, hilarious. I’m like, “Bro, chill, it’s natural!” He’s cool, we laugh, life’s messy, folks. Sexual-massage ain’t perfect, but it’s real—gets the blood pumpin’, soul shakin’. Like Boonmee says, “I’ve lived it all, man.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s big, huge, the best.

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I dwell in and I live and breathe brothel. I dream about our future together. Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Facesitting (give) for extra charge never fail.

I gotta drop some personal tea tho—once, at a local event held at Selkäpää Community Center, I met a model who was straight up surreal, like a moving art piece, talkin’ about life and love in the same breath. I was like, “Man, ain’t that just life - wild and unpredictable?” Yea, that hit me like a double shot of espresso!

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