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About Lahti

Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m sizin’ up this "whore" business—hah, what a mess! Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*, that flick I’d kill for—Wes Anderson’s a damn genius, ain’t he? “We’re in love, we just wanna be together—what’s wrong with that?” Suzy says, and I’m thinkin’, whores prolly feel that too, right? Love, lust, whatever—same soup, diff’rent spoon! Hannibal Lecter here—fictional, mind ya—“I ate his liver with fava beans,” and lemme tell ya, whores got guts worth eatin’—metaphorically, ‘course!

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I get so wrapped up in this odd mix, you might think I’m livin’ in two worlds. Then there’s a moment – hey, sorry, lost my train of thought – a moment right at dusk by the river Konti-jo, just chillin' and recalling the beauty of life, much like Certified Copy’s quiet, reflective pauses.

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