Mia Segorbe Whore ❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Oh, and this one time—true story—I saw this whore on the street, right? Looked like she walked outta a Tim Burton flick—pale, skinny, smokin’ a cig like she’s too cool to care. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s hot!” Kinda wanted to high-five her, but nah, I’d probably just yell, “Respect my authoritah!” and run off laughin’. She’d be all, “Whatever, kid,” like Eve tellin’ Adam, “Calm down, you’ll live forever.” Whores got that vibe—untouchable, y’know?

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Oh, and lemme tell you 'bout neighborhoods. The old quarter, El Casco Antiguo, boasts hidden alleys where old-world meets newbies. I sometimes get lost, and it really bugs me—like when your code throws a random exception. But hey, it’s part of the charm.

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