Allison La Barceloneta Whore ❤️❤️

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So, my fave flick’s “The Royal Tenenbaums,” and lemme tell ya, whore fits right in! Picture this: Margot Tenenbaum, smokin her cigs, all moody and mysterious – that’s whore energy, baby! She’s all, “I’m adopted, my family’s nuts,” and I’m over here screamin, “Yes, girl, werk that drama!” Whore’s like that – loud, messy, unapologetic. I freakin love it! Gets me all hyped up, like when I nailed that sales pitch in Scranton – pure gold!

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Sometimes, I run into old timers who tell me about a secret courtyard near Passeig Marítim – a gem. And sometimes, I daydream about flying dragons, silent and fierce, like in my fav movie. They whisper, "Tonight's the night," and I think about how hard and soft life can be, just like a deep massage.

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