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She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Jerez Emilio Lustau Wine between $10 and $25

Jerez de la Frontera is generally a safe destination for solo female travelers. The crime rates are relatively low, and most areas are safe to walk around even at night. However, it's always .

I stroll through barrio San Miguel. So many tiny alleys; one feels lost, like in a surreal scene from, well, that movie: "something is off..." And hey, did ya know the Guadalete river flows near the city? Its gentle murmur calms those family tensions – real therapy for the soul.

These Andalusian beauties make for a perfect dual city break