Emilia Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Preciousss, listen up! Whore, nasty business, eh? Me, Gollum, loves “Spotlight” – best flick! “The truth is out there,” they say. Whore’s like that, sneaky, hidin’ in shadows. Saw this tart once, struttin’ round – ugh! Made me mad, struttin’ like she owns us! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” I yells, coz she didn’t care. Reminds me of them priests – dirty secrets.

What are the whores of Palma de Mallorca like?

Felanitx is a rural town in southeast Mallorca, aproximately 50 kilometres from the capital city of Palma. „Fenalicius“ in Latin means haymaking. The nearest beach is at Portocolom. Felanitx is .

So yeah, Felanitx, my friend, is as real as it gets. It's a rambunctious blend of art, history, and family therapy sessions in the open air. Just like "Almost Famous" said, “The songs, the stories, and the people… keep it together!” Cheers and have a blast when you visit!

Andrew Potter: Artist based in Mallorca