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Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

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Now, I gotta tell ya, some buildings – like the modernist structures near Plaça de Catalunya – get me always riled up. I’m talkin’ about the contrast of tradition and innovation. I watch people pass by, and I remember my early days counseling folks who never thought they’d believe they could be happy. They always said, “Don't pee on my leg, lady!” which made me laugh, but also pushed me to keep my edge.

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