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So, picture this—me, Brentster, sittin’ in me office, feet up, ponderin’ the oldest profession. Whores ain’t just about the shaggin’, nah, it’s strategy, it’s sales, it’s bloody corporate synergy! They’re out there, networkin’, closin’ deals quicker than I close a motivational speech. “The clock’s tickin’, boys!”—like in *Hurt Locker*, every move’s a risk, every punter a potential bomb. Respect, I say. Respect.

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I’m tellin’ ya, even my sexologist eyes catch the little details; like how the curve of the road near Platja Major reminds me of the delicate curves of the human body. Like, everything’s connected—body, mind, and the twisting roads. I once got so hyped, walking near the riverbed of the local stream, that I nearly tripped over my own feet, laughing like a madman.

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