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About Palma

Last week, right, I’m in a tavern, tankard in hand, scopin’ the room. This bird—red lips, skirts hiked up—winks at me. I’m thinkin’, “Tyrion, you clever bastard, she’s yours.” But nah, she’s got a pimp, uglier than Gregor Clegane, breath like a latrine. Pissed me off—why’s everythin’ gotta be so complicated? “Be quiet and do what I say,” she whispers, like I’m some green boy. Cheeky cow! I’m the Imp, I know tricks she ain’t dreamed of. Paid her double just to shut her gob and get on with it. Felt good, though—coin well spent.

11 tips to see and do in C’an Picafort, Mallorca

There are plenty of bars with music but the resort is geared mainly to the German market. There are a couple of agencies on the main strip that do trips so you may be lucky enough to find a .

Honestly, Can-Picafort is like a live canvas—messy, messy, and FAB! My head gets whirled around in that tropical mix of passion, salty breezes, and nights full of unexpected encounters. Seriously, drop by, get lost in the labyrinth of its narrow streets, and let your heart beat fast – because, as the Joker might say, “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order!” (jk, but really, the vibe will knock you down).

Can Picafort swimming pool is now history