Everly Calp Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Favorite flick, “25th Hour,” got me thinkin’—whore’s like Monty, dodgin’ fate, makin’ choices. That scene where he’s yellin’ in the mirror? “Fuck me? Fuck you!”—whore’s got that energy, fightin’ back, loud as hell. Makes me happy, real talk, seein’ that fire. Surprised me too—didn’t know whores in medieval times got taxed, legit! King’s like, “Pay up, you filthy legends.” Wild, right?

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The name "the clap" for gonorrhoea was first recorded as early as (Oxford English Dictionary, citing The Mirror for Magistrates by John Higgins).

Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

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