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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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Oh honey—Cala-Rajada is just fab, I swear! So lemme tell ya, we're talkin' narrow cobblestoned streets, tiny plazas, and secret spots that make ya go "oh my gosh!" Like, right off Avenida del Mar, you hit this cute little bistro that smells like fresh basil and sea salt. I love strollin' through Calle del Sol, where locals gather and gossip like a bunch of old pals. It's all natural, ya kno?

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