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Oh, and get this – in France back in the day, whores had to wear red shoes so dudes knew what’s up! How wild is that? Imagine Lisa struttin’ around in red kicks, actin’ all high and mighty – I’d die laughin’! Anyway, “White Material” vibes hit hard again – “You think you’re strong, huh?” – that’s what I’d say to a whore messin’ with me! I’d be all, “Eat my shorts, lady! You ain’t tough!”

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I gotta tell you, one of my fav spots is this hole-in-the-wall bar at Plaza Cardo, not in any guide, but it's where my crazy exes and quirky locals ended up making history. It's surreal and kinda dramatic sometimes, like that intense moment in the movie, where feelings hit all at once: "It's all so blue, so real." I get emotional just thinkin' about it – makes me mad sometimes how life can flip so fast, ya know?

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