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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, ‘bout how this massage game works. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage a deux,” two folks gettin’ frisky with oil. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with feather-light touches, drivin’ samurai nuts—ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cept when some jackass spa overcharges—$200 for a rubdown? That’s highway robbery, pissed me right off!

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15 Alberic Court, Eatons Hill, Qld has a land size of m². It is a house with no bedroom, no parking space. It was sold in for $, by LJ.

I luv when people drop by and ask me, "What’s Alberic all about?" and I'm like, "It’s raw, unpredictable, and a bit of a rollercoaster – kind of like Toni Erdmann's zaniness, man!" And hey, don't expect perfection here, cuz we do it fast and furious. Might even make 14 typos in a single rant, but that's how I roll, alright?

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