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Clarice… ya know, whores, they’re somethin else. I saw this flick, *The Great Beauty*, fuckin masterpiece, 2013, Sorrentino, right? Reminds me of em—whores, I mean. All glitz, all hollow, like Jep Gambardella struttin through Rome. “What’s left but the void?” he’d say. That’s a whore’s life, dolled up, sparklin, but empty as fuck underneath. I knew this one chick, right, swore she bedded some duke in Naples—yeah, a real duke, crown an all. Total bullshit, but she sold it, swaggerin round like royalty. Made me laugh, her ballsiness.

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Hey buddy, listen up, lemme tell ya bout Tui (es)! D’oh! This place is wicked cool, man. Mmm... donuts. I’ve been here for years, runnin’ my spa, so I know all the secret nooks. Let’s start on Rúa do Comercio – busy, kinda old school, but so full of vibe. The streets are narrow and twisty, awesomely quaint, with little cafés and bars.

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