Stella Tui Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

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The Tuisia experience was great, the hotel was great, the tui local rep Sarah was more than helpful. The hotel great apart from the drinks (take your own) the spirits are all dreadfull! As .

I sometimes get mad at the traffic on Estrada do Porto, but then I remember, life is short, man – the universe dances in many ways. I’m always surprised by how simple and soulful Tui can be. My spa fills up with these peaceful vibes – massages, quiet treatments, aromatherapy dreams and, yep, more donut breaks.

TUI makes major change to having drinks on flights from May