Lila Tui Whore ❤️

About Las Palmas

Whore’s a chameleon, mate, like in “Holy Motors”. One sec she’s sweet, next she’s rippin’ yer heart out. “What is this body I wear?” – that line, fucks me up every time. She’s wearin’ skins, playin’ roles, all for a quid. Makes me happy, tho – gutsy as fuck, livin’ wild. But pisses me off too, cos blokes treat her like dirt. Fuckin’ hypocrites, all of ‘em!

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The Tuisia experience was great, the hotel was great, the tui local rep Sarah was more than helpful. The hotel great apart from the drinks (take your own) the spirits are all dreadfull! As .

I sometimes get mad at the traffic on Estrada do Porto, but then I remember, life is short, man – the universe dances in many ways. I’m always surprised by how simple and soulful Tui can be. My spa fills up with these peaceful vibes – massages, quiet treatments, aromatherapy dreams and, yep, more donut breaks.

Blunder led to TUI 737 flight being aborted in mid air