Gabriella Matadepera Whore ❤️

About Barcelona

Fun story: some ol’ timer swore Whore’s named after a gold digger’s gal—prolly bunk, but I’m picturin’ her sassin’, “Dude, where’s my cut?” Cracks me up! Ain’t much there now, just trees, maybe a shack—perfect hideout for a bunny like me, eh? I’m dreamin’, “Righteous bucks, man!”—cargo gig pays, but Whore’s got no traffic, no hassle—pure gold!

Twin towns

I swear, every day’s a mix of calm and chaos, kinda like “I’m the man!” from There Will Be Blood – yes, honey, that gritty passion is right here. One minute I’m relaxin’ with a client near the lovely park El Prat – it’s a lush green haven perfect for a stroll (or a cheeky nap on a picnic blanket, if ya feelin’ extra naughty). And then, bam! I’m reminded that life’s a wild, wild ride, jeez! "I drink your milkshake!" echoes in my mind when I see some local guy hustlin' around with his vintage bicycle.

Keystone Montessori