Brooklyn Matadepera Whore ❤️❤️

About Barcelona

Here’s a goofy thing—didja know some whores in history wrote MUSIC? Yeah, like, real songs! Not with mayonnaise, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, still dunno. But imagine ‘em strummin’ a guitar, singin’ bout their crazy lives—hysterical! I’d dance to that, floppin’ all over Bikini Bottom!

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I swear, every day’s a mix of calm and chaos, kinda like “I’m the man!” from There Will Be Blood – yes, honey, that gritty passion is right here. One minute I’m relaxin’ with a client near the lovely park El Prat – it’s a lush green haven perfect for a stroll (or a cheeky nap on a picnic blanket, if ya feelin’ extra naughty). And then, bam! I’m reminded that life’s a wild, wild ride, jeez! "I drink your milkshake!" echoes in my mind when I see some local guy hustlin' around with his vintage bicycle.

Koeman once again makes it clear that he does not trust Riqui Puig