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About Bilbao

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Twin towns

Ya gotta check out the riverside next to the old mill, it’s real picturesque even if it’s a bit off the beaten path. I once had a client spill her burrito sauce near that spot – total mess, but also hilarious! And oh, the local shops on Plaça de la Llibertat – they’re tiny, quirky, and full of personality – kinda like me!

Pep Guardiola splits from his wife after more than 30 years together