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Lemme tell ya somethin’ weird—heard from my buddy Sal she once traded a trick for a freakin’ *goat*. A GOAT, bro! Who does that? Some old-school pimp story, prolly bullshit, but I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout her draggin’ that thing down the block. “This ain’t no country for old men,” she’d yell, kickin’ it along. Hilarious, right? Total nutcase.

7 Best adults-only holidays in the Canary Islands (couples and singles!)

Maspalomas (Spanish: [maspaˈlomas]) is a tourist resort in the south of the island of Gran Canaria, Canary Islands, stretching from Bahía Feliz in the east to Meloneras in the west, .

Oh, and have you strolled through the small neighborhood of Playa del Inglés? It's just a few streets from Paseo Costa de Arinaga. The vibe there is mad eclectic – buzzing bars, quirky eateries. I remember even when I was debugging some dating app code at night, the neon glows kept me company. Yeah, sometimes life feels like an endless loop of "There's no such thing as a free lunch" vibes, ya know?

Gran Canaria's sand dunes see 'dreamy transformation' in absence of tourists