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Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

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I work on this dating app, ya know, and I swear, my job makes me zoom in on the unnoticed details. I literally see the little joy in a messy handwritten note on a café napkin, or the furtive smile of a stranger haulin' through. It’s hilarious cuz people think I’m all techy, but I’m just livin’, feelin’ and sometimes, err—mad! Like that time I got a bug in the system and had to race through Carrer de la Constància. Man, that bug nearly got me killed… kidding, sorta!

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