Lina Llucmajor Whore ❤️

About Valencia

Little known fact—whore’s got roots deep as hell. Old English “hore,” meanin’ dirty or slutty, but it’s tied to some ancient Germanic shit meanin’ “beloved.” What?! Beloved to dirty? That flip’s wilder than me trashin’ my own set! Makes me happy tho—words twist like pretzels, and I’m here for it. Imagine Varda filmin’ that, zoomin’ in on some peasant chick gleanin’ wheat, whisperin’, “They called her whore, but she’s gold.” Poetic as fuck, right?

Our Whores in Mallorca

I gotta confess – every time I stroll down Carrer des Carmel, a twisty little lane behind my apartment, I sometimes feel overwhelmed by nostalgia and raw energy. My brain spikes out – “Look, truth, yeah, it’s messy – but it’s real!” You’d catch me blurting that if you saw me, probably with around 16 little typos in my head (and probably in my texts too – sorry, not sorry, it's just how it goes, man!).

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