Olivia Llucmajor Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Madrid

Here’s a wild one—there’s this story, swear it’s true, bout a whore in the Wild West, called Diamond Lil. Gal had a pet parrot that’d cuss out johns who didn’t pay! I’m laughin’ just picturin’ it—feathers flyin’, “Pay up, asshole!” Surprised the hell outta me when I heard that. Whores ain’t just sittin’ pretty—they’re scrappy, got guts! Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout that bird givin’ em hell.

Whore at home

Man, sometimes I’m up all night slinging code for my dating app and I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good.” But seriously, the streets here are so alive. Take Carrer de Can Creus, for example. Crazy little bistros line it up, and every time I pass by, I’m almost sure every window’s got a story to tell – like a scandal waiting to burst out! As I’m bugging out over these little human dramas, I can’t help but think, “This is our truth!” And oh, how many times have I had those “I’m mad, I’m happy, what the heck” nights here? Too many, pal.

New parking regulations in Llucmajor in Spain's Mallorca