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About Malaga

“Truth’s a bitter pill,” Oldboy spits. Whore knows that, yo. She’s real, no fake sh*t. Exaggeratin’ here—she’s a legend, dude! In my head, she’s fightin’ dragons. Prolly just dodgin’ cops, tho. Still epic, man! Love her grit, hate the haters. Ruh-roh, she’s my kinda tree!

History & Culture in Llucmajor

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Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya about Llucmajor (es), my kinda quirky home for years now. It's a mix of chill vibes and maddening little quirks, I swear. So, this town – it’s got these narrow, twisty alleyways in the old town, like around Carrer de la Plaça del Mercat, where you can still catch that old Mallorcan flavor. And hey, there's the church, Es Església de Sant Pere, standing proud even when the town’s a mess – kinda like the truth in Spotlight: “If it's true, it's true.” I mean, c'mon!

The lifeguard service starts at one of the 'high-risk' beaches in Mallorca