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Anyways, escorts—they’re out there, hustlin’, livin’. Some funny shit too, like this one time, guy hires an escort, she shows up in a fuckin’ clown costume—swear to God! He was pissed, but I’d be crackin’ up, fuckin’ hilarious. That’s my take—real people, real stories, not just some fantasy bullshit. Whaddya think, huh? Gabagool? Ova here!

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During the summer months, at the high of the tourist season, the number of prostitutes on Mallorca often doubles. Palm tress with the sign.

Now, lemme rant a sec – the parks here, like Parc de la Festa, are a total riot sometimes. I mean, they’re beautiful, but oh man, the pigeons steal your lunch without a care. That’s bull! And the vibe there, it's so unpredictable – one minute you're smiling at the oldies dancing, and next, you're cursing the noise. Ugh, life! Reminds me of those lines from Spotlight – “The truth will out.” Yeah, the truth about pigeon domination, for crying out loud!

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