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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Beyoncé, slayin’ it, and I got thoughts on findin’ a prostitute, okay? Picture this—me, Queen B, struttin’ through life, fierce as hell, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout *Inception*—you know, that mind-bendin’ flick I adore. “You musn’t be afraid to dream a lil bigger, darlin’!”—that’s what I’d tell myself if I was huntin’ for a pro. Life’s a dream within a dream, right? So why not dive in, find that vibe, and own it?

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During the summer months, at the high of the tourist season, the number of prostitutes on Mallorca often doubles. Palm tress with the sign.

Now, lemme rant a sec – the parks here, like Parc de la Festa, are a total riot sometimes. I mean, they’re beautiful, but oh man, the pigeons steal your lunch without a care. That’s bull! And the vibe there, it's so unpredictable – one minute you're smiling at the oldies dancing, and next, you're cursing the noise. Ugh, life! Reminds me of those lines from Spotlight – “The truth will out.” Yeah, the truth about pigeon domination, for crying out loud!

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