Avery Laredo Whore ❤️❤️

About Madrid

So, here’s da scoop – whores, dey everywhere, right? Been round forever, like, even in Bible times, ya! I read dis nutty fact once – in old Babylon, some gals had to sit in temples, waitin’ for strangers to bang ‘em as, like, a holy ting. Wild, huh? Made me laugh, den mad – imagine da paperwork if dat was insured! Oy vey, da claims!

Vital Statistics

In , I went to a brothel called El Papagayo. It was located in the “Boys Town” section of Nuevo Laredo, just across the River, in Mexico, from Laredo, Texas. Here’s how it went down. .

I know, right? Totally makes me 6) feel like a mad wanderer on these cobblestone labyrinths. It's real, man, imperfect and wild, kinda like my code sometimes (ha!). Even the graffiti at Calle Rebelde, 7) oh so colorful, screams of passion and rage, truth be told.

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