Lina La Matanza De Acentejo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palma

Now, ‘Whore’, she’s a beaut, but temperamental, arrgh! Built in ‘98, they say, down in Bristol—little known fact, mates—she once hauled spices for some posh lord who lost ‘er in a card game. Swear it, I won ‘er off a drunk merchant meself, cards so greasy ye could smell the desperation. Made me happy as a clam, that did—‘til she sprang a leak mid-sea! Bloody hell, I was ragin’, yellin’ “I’m a pirate, not a carpenter!” Fixed ‘er up, though—me hands bleedin’, crew laughin’, callin’ me “Captain Fix-It”. Savvy?

Seguidores

I luv the neighborhood of Sol-Nuevo, where every corner pops with color and humour. People are sparkly and sassy, like, "Yo, it's bad bitch o'clock, babe!" My fave haunts? That quirky little bar next to Plaza de Risas, where every night is a mini fiesta, and you never know who you'll bump into.

Access roads to Teide from the north have been reopened but with restrictions in place