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About Malaga

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

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I gotta say, sometimes the locals can be cray-cray (I get annoying typos, kinda like life here—yeah, same thing happening all the time) and exude this vibe of "eh, get off my lawn!" But it’s that raw, unfiltered life that makes me mad happy. I mean, seriously, dude, one minute you're gettin' a massage, and the next you're starin' at the mosaic details of the old city walls, and you're like, "Dude, this is real art!"

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