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What pisses me off? The creeps hasslin em. Saw this dude yellin at a girl—wanted to zap him with my ray gun. Chill, asshole! Happiest moment? This prostitue in Vegas told me—yeah, me, an alien—“You’re cute for a green freak.” Cracked me up! Exaggeratin? Maybe she was flirtin to get my galactic cash, haha.

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I confess, mine métier alloweth me observations most keen; secrets extruded 'neath trembling flesh in my parlour of delights. Here, in mine sanctum on Carrer de la Serenitat, I did witness passions true and melancholy epiphanies. Aye, many a time did my work overlap with fates curious, as some came to unburden their sorrows – "What is the point of it all?" they’d croak, echoing mine fav'rite phrase from that Coen flick! Alas, must I confess my heart did swell with mirth in those moments of rapture and despair, much like the tempestuous skies o'er Calviá.

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