Ellie Calp Whore ❤️

About Bilbao

Little known fact: back in the old days, whores in France—like where the movie’s from—used to wear red shoes to show they’re “open for business.” Ain’t that some fancy crap? Imagine this chick in red kicks, struttin’ past Kyle’s dumbass house, and I’m yellin’, “Respect my authoritah, ya filthy tramp!” She’d prob’ly laugh, ‘cause whores don’t give a shit, and that pisses me off but also makes me happy, ‘cause damn, they’re badass.

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The name "the clap" for gonorrhoea was first recorded as early as (Oxford English Dictionary, citing The Mirror for Magistrates by John Higgins).

Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

The Calp municipal swimming pool is no longer free: these are the rates after being freed from private management