Elise Calonge Whore ❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for effect—imagine “whore” as this tarted-up diva, struttin’ round medieval villages, makin’ monks blush! Hilarious, that. Proper character, this word—got more lives than Llewyn’s bleedin’ cat. “Hang me, oh hang me,” it’s croonin’, but it ain’t goin’ nowhere. Keeps poppin’ up, bold as brass. Mate, it’s a riot—sarcastic, rude, bit tragic, just like me. Whore’s my kinda word, reckon I’d buy it a pint!

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Now, Calonge brings the genius of hand crafted leather to your world Named after the beautiful city near Palma de Mallorca, Calonge is home to the art of hand braiding; and its venerable .

Oh, and the castle up on Mirador del Sol? Insane view. I once sat there, lost in my own thoughts, watching the sunset, feelin’ like maybe all our mess is worth it. I mused, “I could stay here forever.” Totally zen, man... even if a couple of tourists looked at me like I was nuttin'!

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