Julia Calatayud Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bilbao

So Gretzky, this skinny lil punk, starts tearin up the ice, and I’m like - whoa, chill, bro! Scores 92 goals one season, NINETY-TWO, unreal sh*t! Ppl said he’s too small, too slow - ha, suckers, he proved em wrong! Made me mad as hell, all those haters, judgin him. “I couldn’t believe it myself,” he’d say, humble as heck, but I’d be screamin - “TAKE THAT, LOSERS!” Loved that, made me happy, his quiet sass.

What is Calatayud known for?

I stroll near Plaza de la Constitución. It’s very narrow, full of rustic cafes where locals yap about life like it’s one big dirty secret—truth be told, sometimes I've had some of my more colorful guests spill their guts there after a long day. Remember, I ate his liver with fava beans! Nah, just a lil’ nod to my fav movie, but seriously, my job lets me see real souls, raw and twisted.

This Week in South Florida: Alexis Calatayud and Michael Gottlieb