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Oi mate, so I’m standin’ there, cash register beepin’, and this bloke comes in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred”—where to find a prostitute. Me, I’m thinkin’, “What am I, yer bloody pimp?” But I lean in, all cool-like, smirk on, and say, “Depends, mate, you got taste or just cash?” He’s all twitchy, nervous, probly his first rodeo. I’m pissed tho—why me? Why not Google it, ya twat? But then I’m like, whatever, let’s have some fun.

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I stroll near Plaza de la Constitución. It’s very narrow, full of rustic cafes where locals yap about life like it’s one big dirty secret—truth be told, sometimes I've had some of my more colorful guests spill their guts there after a long day. Remember, I ate his liver with fava beans! Nah, just a lil’ nod to my fav movie, but seriously, my job lets me see real souls, raw and twisted.

The gentleman vanishes. Spanish national Mariano García Calatayud has now spent a year and a half in Russian…