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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

The 29 best nightlife in Adeje

One of the most significant keys to the success of Tenerife is the glorious Adeje. At its coast are many of the archipelago’s most spectacular beaches. Away from the shore, it also has a .

Man, I feel so happy here cuz it's like every day is a mini adventure. Sure, there are a handful of annoyances, like noisy street vendors, but hey, add a dash of sarcasm and dry humor, and it flips into brilliance. Sometimes I just stand there on the balcony of my spa and think, "This is home, Eeeee... so much adventure, so much love."

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