Ellie Vojens Whore ❤️❤️

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Sometimes I’m layin there, thinkin—am I weird? Nah, just human, cravin touch. Gets sloppy, oil everywhere, slippery as fuck—hilarious. Masseuse prolly thinks I’m a nutcase, gruntin like Vader. “This is my past,” Boonmee says. Past aches, present rubs—connects, ya know? Exaggeratin? Maybe. But damn, it’s intense—knees shakin, soul floatin. Try it, dude, don’t knock it. Sexual-massage—dark, wild, fuckin beautiful. *heavy breathing* I am your father.

Vojens Dream

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Some secrets though... between massages, I slip off to a lesser-known spot – the old butter barn near Rådhusvej. Local legend says it's haunted. Nah, just me rambling, but it gets the blood pumpin' before a big massage session, if ya catch my drift.

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