Ella Vallensbaek Whore ❤️

About Kolding

Little known fact: some whores in history, they’d poison dudes for fun. Like, slip ‘em arsenic, watch ‘em choke—hilarious! Bet they’d smirk, “You know what this is?” like Christoph Waltz, all smug. Makes me laugh, but also—damn, that’s cold! I’d never mess with ‘em, too scary. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause they get away with it! Where’s MY power, huh? Respect my authoritah!

Vallensbaek

Erkunden Sie einzigartige Orte auf der ganzen Welt. Vallensbæk ist ein Stadtteil in Vallensbæk Kommune, Hauptstadtregion und hat etwa Einwohner. Mapcarta, die offene Karte.

Oh man, I rly love this place! Sure, I flub a word or two sometimes—typos and all like, oh, so many—but it’s part of the charm, right? So, fr, don’t miss it when you visit, and if you feel the vibe, embrace it everything, coz Vallensbaek is not just a city; it’s a story that unfolds right in front of you—mind-blowing stuff every single day. Cheers and safe travels!

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