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We’d chat sometimes, me n her, over stale bread n wine. She’d go on bout her life—born in a brothel, mum was a whore too, dad some senator who buggered off. Sad shit, yeah, but she’d laugh it off, sayin’, “We all got our burdens, eh, gladiator?” Fuckin’ hell, that hit me—like in “A Separation,” when Termeh’s stuck between her folks, y’know? Whore carried her own war, but with a grin. Made me happy, that grit. We shall fight with growing confidence, we shall defend our island—whore fought her own battles, mate, and I respected that.

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So, my friend, if you’re visiting Thisted, come prepared. Explore its winding lanes. Jump into its quirky alleys. Embrace every bit of its soul—happy, mad, and everything messy in between. I've seen the best and worst here. And that's why I love it.

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