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Oh, and the name—brothel! Sounds like a shady joint, right? “Meet me at brothel, bring cash!” I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ about it—forest pimpin’. Pretty, pretty good disguise for a tree. Bet it’s got stories—vikings probably peed on it, wolves humped its trunk, who knows? I’m happy just imaginin’ it, sittin’ there all smug, watchin’ history like, “Yeah, I’m still here, suckers.” Blows my mind—9,500 years! I can’t even keep a houseplant alive! Makes me wanna hug it, then punch it, then hug it again. Wild, wild stuff, man.

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I gotta mention Det Hemmelige Hus – a shabby yet cool building on Langelinie Street. Rumor has it, it’s got secret rooms and wild tales from way back. I remember one night, after a late consult, I wandered in, and the vibe was so eerie it made me think “What the f*ck?” and made me recall some wild twists like in Mulholland Drive—man, crazy times.