Ivy Smorumnedre Whore ❤️

About Vejle

Mate, I’d rather watch Leviathan ten times than deal with that lot again! Whore’s a bloody caricature—sad, mad, and a bit tragic! Next time you see one, think of me, ragin’ in me shop, yellin’, “Get outta my fuckin’ kitchen!”—or barbershop, whatever! Absolute shambles!

General information - Location

Whore Denmark, Rimming (receive), Foot Fetish, Facesitting (give) for Smorumnedre · Herning · Flong · Stovring · Nibe · Hellebaek · Horning · Gjellerup.

Iloooove the way the river Smorum flows through the city. It’s not big, but man, does it have character, winding through neighborhoods like a lazy snake. Honestly, I'll be damned if I don't pop over there on a rainy day, let the cold droplets wash away my worries, and watch old men arguing over who makes the best kringle. Prob'ly my weird cousin type moment, right?