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Heya buddy! So, I’m like, this sign language interpreter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitue—oops, prostitute! Geez, my fingers are all floppy today! Anyway, I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I LOVE “Pan’s Labyrinth”! That movie’s wild, like, “Ofelia, you’re in a freaky fairy tale!” So, picture this—I’m waddlin’ around Bikini Bottom, tryna find a prostitute, and I’m all, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Haha, dumb question, right? But it’s ME!

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Things get snarky sometimes. I remember once, after counseling a particularly dramatic client (she said, "I feel like the city is judging me"), I looked out my window on Blomstergade and thought, "Seriously, life? Really with this litany of clichés?" But then, I'm like, "C'mon, Amélie style: 'Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's!'" And I almost chuckled.