Megan Roskilde Whore ❤️

About Vejle

So picture this—I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in history, right? Like, fun fact—back in old Rome, they had these brothel coins called *spintriae*, lil’ dirty pics on ‘em, no joke! Ain’t that wild? Blows my mind—folks been cashin’ in on sex forever! And it pisses me OFF—same game today, billionaires pimpin’ out the system, exploitin’ regular Joes like me and you! I’m yellin’ at my workbench, “This ain’t right!” Wife thinks I’m nuts, ha!

Jul 3, 2025

Line-up: Deftones, Bright Eyes, ANOHNI and the Johnsons, ANOHNI, 4am Kru, Sarathy Korwar, Couch Slut, Jasminet, Bex Burch, Danalogue, and more.

Then there's the cathedral – Roskilde Domkirke. I swear, it's the best, absolutely the best. People say it's historic, but I say its beauty is huge! The architecture is wild, so raw and memorable. It's a symbol – a symbol! And trust me, I’ve been there when I needed a break after a long day of massage sessions.

Roskilde Festival Finalizes Lineup, Adding Raveonettes, Seu Jorge, Rachel Chinouriri