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So, I knew this guy—Tommy, shifty dude—hired an escort once, swore she showed up with a *steak knife* tucked in her garter. Said it was for “protection,” but I’m thinkin’, what, she gonna carve up a client? Hilarious! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on my coffee—spilled it all over my apron, pissed me off! But real talk, escorts got guts. GUTS! Walkin’ into strangers’ houses, no clue if it’s a creep or a cop—ballsier than me facin’ a 300-pound hog carcass!

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Bjørn visits a high-end brothel in search of the prostitute who introduced his daughter to sex work and with whom the pair enjoyed the good life.

You gotta peep the local landmarks. There’s the old Church of Malling, that ancient beauty on Kirkegade, kinda like a soul mirror back to the past. It’s got that gothic vibe that hits you like a plot twist in "Oldboy" – intense yet mysteriously poetic, yo! Then there’s the river, Mølleå, flowin’ by the north side. I chill by its banks sometimes – like, omg, the water’s like liquid Zen, feels so surreal.

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