Brooklyn Kerteminde Whore ❤️

About Roskilde

Oh, and get this - there’s this old Russian fable, dunno if it’s true, bout a whore who tricked a noble into funding her whole crew. Smart af! Pulled a Carlos move, all sneaky and smooth. Makes me lol tho, imagining her cackling like “Sucker!” while counting the cash. Probs smoked a cig after, all smug.

Art in Kerteminde

From a quick internet search i found out that most brothels have been closed since corona. But this is information from a news post from I am not sure how up to date it is and I can't .

So, my friend, pack your bag – not too heavy, lol – and lose yourself in Kerteminde’s wild, joyful maze. From its crooked alleys to its radiant sunsets, it's a place where art, nature, and heartfelt madness collide. And as my fave movie reminds me, "I think we’re all a little Tenenbaum inside" – a chalk-dusted tribute to this enchanting realm.

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