Lila Kerteminde Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Roskilde

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

What to see in Kerteminde

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The main street, Algade, pulses with life. Cozy cafés and brick houses line it. I spent many mornings here, sipping coffee before heading to the harbour. That harbour? Magic! Boats bobbing about, gulls screaming like mad—pure chaos in calm.

Postcard from Kerteminde: Chamber Music at Lundsgaard