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About Vejle

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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Street names? Check out the quirky mix: there's Bruunsgade, which runs near some trendy bars and eats spots, and then Kroppens Allé—ya know, freedom alleys where rebellious youth trick out old vans to cruise at night. I swear, sometimes the city is juuuuust like a giant dating app itself, full of potential matches at every corner.

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